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“Alfred Hitchhike’s SOUTH by SOUTHEAST”

 A Killer Comedy by Nita Hardy

Running Time:  About 1 hour

Cast:  Flexible 2 to 5  (lowest overhead: use 1 actor, 1 actress)

Audience Speaking Parts (read):  18

Optional Audience Song Groups

No set required.  Minimal props. 

 In this spoof of Alfred Hitchcock movies, deception and silliness abound as Cary Grunt is pursued by predatory blondes, birds and bad guys!  Hitchhike himself returns from that big director’s chair in the sky to make one final film.  The master of suspense casts his favorite leading man Cary Grunt and brings back a bevy of blonde co-stars from movies past, including Eva Marie Sinner, Tipsi Headspin, Doris Mayday and Vera Mileage. “Hitch” sets the stage in the comfy club car of the Southern Loon Unlimited, but it quickly becomes a ‘psycho’ train ride as wronged man Roger Hornthrill (a.k.a. Cary Grunt) gets framed for the murder of tennis star André Odyssey.  Along the way, there’s a hilarious detour to the Bates Motel and a dead-end bus trip to Rabid City, climaxing with the famous chase scene across the carving on Mount Stonemore in high-heels! As an added surprise, most of Hitch’s film titles are imbedded in the script.  You can give a prize to the audience member who guesses the most Hitchcock movie titles!

Copyright 2005, 2013 Nita Hardy.  ALL RIGHTS RESERVED